Thursday, February 10, 2011

Milena Velba/ Ho Ho Ho

Short People

(If I can make a post about short people, without offending any of my friends are already halfway there. Yes, I am a very unambitious.)

Listening, of course:
My father would listen:

My father did not like short people. Usually not exposed to judge people, but if you're low, you're finished: "A dwarf is a bitch for sure, because his heart is too, too close to the ass," he says, even angry. I do not understand if it depends on the song De André, or if the song De André My father has found a thought that he felt deep in his heart, always.

Who knows what led him to the dwarves, I wonder.
(which I have a friend, Daniel, who calls everyone "The Dwarf", which is low, but I miss too much, and is also a genuinely nice guy. For example, my father he would certainly like him. But why, after all, is not low low low.)

time ago I went out with a dwarf.
And indeed it was a really bad person, fully reflecting what they say about dwarves. Quell'insicurezza due to height, hysteria of those who will never, despite the efforts to be noticed for real. And he tried to bury, metaphorically. But poor thing, maybe the only gnawed your ass with heels, I would exceed six feet.

Obviously my father hated him. It seems to me the least. Even today, every so often, he says, "If I bring her home a dwarf I disinherit you."

Quiet Dad, the cocks.
If I happen to a brand of one meter and sixty run screaming.

And now that I think, well Laura has a great relationship with short people.
For Laura can be a process, but if you exceed six feet have already won a "do what you want of me."

Laura is more reflective than my father. Reasons for head and belly (which is my father's belly, so you really) says that we tend to tall men for the good of the species. We have to do to improve humanity.
"What role should the man, if not to protect? How can you protect a high-five feet? ".
Indeed.

Ok, I think a Paraculo, Laura. But you, the pitch, because it exposes me always with a scientific minutiae, I almost believe it .

Obviously, now, I'm not taking into account the fact that, in your opinion, we must strive to improve the species even in men who have at least 4 years younger than us ... that's another
history.:)

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